Sure I take my work seriously, but who doesn’t like a good joke? >>> Okay — so maybe some of these are not that “good,” but they still make me chuckle. Please don’t hold it against me if you don’t.

NOTE >>> This is a shortened version of my website. I will be growing this section to include more funnies.

Meanwhile, please contact me if you would like to hear a quick joke.

If your business collateral looks like elementary school flyers, you really should give me a holler. I could possibly change your world — certainly the way the world perceives your business.

How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch.

How did the telephones get married?
In a double ring ceremony.

Why did the child study in the airplane?
He wanted a higher education.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
Because if it raises the other one it will fall over.

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was always horsing around.

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? lost.

What did the banana do when the monkey chased it? The banana split.

Find me:

Contact me the good ol’ fashion way >>> e-mail or phone 703.726.9928

smiles guaranteed

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