More smiles

Sure I take my work seriously, but who doesn’t like a good joke? >>> Okay — so maybe some of these are not that “good,” but they still make me chuckle. Please don’t hold it against me if you don’t. =)

How did the farmer fix his jeans?

With a cabbage patch.

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony.

Why did the child study in the airplane?

He wanted a higher education.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

Because if it raises the other one it will fall over.

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? lost.

What did the banana do when the monkey chased it? The banana split.