Sure I take my work seriously, but who doesn’t like a good joke? >>> Okay — so maybe some of these are not that “good,” but they still make me chuckle. Please don’t hold it against me if you don’t. =)
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch.
How did the telephones get married?
In a double ring ceremony.
Why did the child study in the airplane?
He wanted a higher education.
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
Because if it raises the other one it will fall over.
Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was always horsing around.
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? lost.
What did the banana do when the monkey chased it? The banana split.